Thursday, March 30, 2006

The First Church of Xenu

Though still under construction, a new satirical website, touting "The First Church of Xenu," is now online.

We, the true aliens of the Confederacy, supprt our wrongly imprisioned Dark Lord. As we speak our teams, comprised of millions of the best scientific minds that the Confederacy has to offer, are working on a way to disable the force-field to Xenu's cage. The rebirth of our Master is at hand. We will crush all who oppose us. Our number is many, our power is great. Soon the world will know the truth about our Dark Lord and Master.

Hail Xenu indeed.


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